I think I've accidentally invented a new smiley...
#:| - it stands for Bad Hair Day. A friend at work took it a step further and created this...
#:|# - yes that's a Bad Hair and Beard Day smiley.
It's rather unsettling being an inventor of a device of such awesome power but I guess I'll just have to live with it.
PS: Before claiming all credit for this I did the obligatory Google search and found nothing I thus hence claim this to be mine!!!
PPS: Matted hair one don't count!
PPS: Gammer rulez all.
PPPS: So does spelling.